News for Nov. 30, 2005

The Big APE-LE

11/30/05, 11:19 am EST - Xoanon

START spreading the news - Giant ape on the loose! In New York City! Subway delays expected! And you thought your commute was annoying? Try having your train flung around by a homesick 50-foot gorilla after a bad breakup. Go ahead, hail a yellow cab and watch it get flattened by a size 246 furry foot. That's bound to happen when director Peter Jackson unleashes his "Eighth Wonder of the World" in the Crossroads of the World - premiering the spectacular "King Kong" in Times Square on Monday night with a citywide opening on Dec. 14. (registration needed)[More]